Signs in bizarre English found on my travels have always been a guilty pleasure. China has provided a rich crop...
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| Especially for vampires |
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| They will ban anything in China! |
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| Yes - take it out on the wall like normal people! |
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| I gave this tempting dish a miss... |
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| Sign of the times for us oldies - detailed instructions on how to use a dial telephone! |
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| Losing Theme Hotel- perhaps they mean the interior design theme! |
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| Unfortunate brand name for an in-flight neck pillow |
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| In case your phone needs a pee! |
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| ...and in case it seems a bit unPC to make fun of other nations' English, here's one from closer to home! |
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| Liberal democracy in Cambodia |
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| Ministry of Magic next door |
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| Yummm |
